**New Diet Craze is Sweeping the Seattle Metropolitan Area**

"I'm the only person who's lost weight over the holidays, thanks to my new diet plan called the stomach flu." Karyn Abraham, satisfied customer

For a free 4-day trial, simply drink out of my water glass and the germs will instantly transfer to you. Barf bag not included. Full-blown sickness available for $15.00, roughly the cost of an office visit co-pay.